I ask the Candidates for the May 2022 Federal Election
Sir, do you have any clear goals for this Nation,
To slow down this climate devastation?
I’d say more photosynthesis,
For natural Carbon sequestration.
Oh, and a stronger Carbon emissions’ target
That is clear and locked in legislation.
Please tell me what are the climate policies
That you and your Party would take to this election?
You know, I am hoping for a non-violent Climate insurrection.
We need a Government that will take strong and effective action,
And for it not to be held up by any faction.
And to be a leader in all international meetings.
Because we also need much more international action.
As a candidate, do you think climate change presents a clear and present danger?
I do. And as a military man, I certainly am no stranger
to big campaigns, strategy, tactics and decisive action.
That’s what we need from the leaders of this nation:
A war on Carbon; with a dedicated war cabinet.
That’s the main policy I take to this election.
As a candidate, do you think climate change presents a clear and present danger?
Yes, of course, cause I’m also a Native Animal Park Ranger
And I can see what’s happening to my furry friends and flora.
Do you want to shake hands with my pet kanga, Dora?
Do you think climate change is a threat we have to meet?
Yes, I do, and I’m an Independent from the bush
So, of course I’ll support Zali Steggall’s Climate Act push.
We country Australians are already feeling the heat.
Yes, Climate change is a threat we have to meet.
What do you say to people who want to vote for Freedom?
I say, “Vote for me! I will work to give you Freedom.”
Freedom to keep stay living in Western Sydney,
Perth or Queensland.
If we don’t do something, global warming’s going to make it way too hot.
Freedom from more water flooding way up to your roof,
And from fear to hear the bushfires roar,
Next time our land is tinder-dry again.
Climate change will affect us all –
Look around, if you still needed any more proof.
If you want Freedom, we’ve got to slow climate change.
Vote for me! I’ll work to slow climate change